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Dive In, Splash, Wet

by Splash Pets

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1.
I'm walking down the street, with my eyes cast down, tripping over my feet. Wind whipping through my hair, thoughts of the 70's haunting my memories. Even if I could go back there, now I'm just too old, hardened, and square. It just wouldn't be the same, I missed my chance then, now I own the blame. I own the blame for yesterday's mistakes. I stopped running away from my mind's endless replays. I was just a fool on parade, who thought everything was o.k., having a field day. Caught in a photo freeze frame, for all the audience to see, and laugh at me. I own the blame. I'm all over it, it has my name. I'm glad I came to this place in time, and this point in life, because I own the blame...I own the blame...
2.
Toss Away 03:28
Make up your mind honey bunch, you just might need what you find. Don't get your shorts all bunched up in a bind, you know I won't treat you unkind. You see how both our bodies are designed? Like twin peaks, uncharted mountains to climb. I just might be the right fellow, like Marlon Brando and Stella. Even though I'm not a Rockefeller, I can still holler and bellow. So don't toss me away, like a dead tooth from decay, or a sorry beast at bay in dismay. The lotto's motto is " pay to play , " as the model's credo is to sachet. So don't toss me away, give me one good reason to stay. There's black and white and then there is grey. I might be a super hero to save the day, or Walter Mitty looking for a roll in the hay. So don't toss me away, before I jump into the fray. Before I climb into your game, before I even find out your name, because that would be a crying shame.. So don't toss me away...
3.
Fix This 03:21
You know I never give up, I just can't get enough. I'm a glutton for punishment, even though my giddy-up and go, got up and went. I can't even make a good dent, but I will never repent, because I'm a long gone daddy whose wayward youth was so misspent, and I will never, ever relent. I will keep trying to my death, even though people around the town, may get upset. I don't care what anyone thinks. If you ask me, the whole world is washing down the sink. All the politicians are rat-finks, and the authorities, they mostly stink. I'm tired of the smell of corruption at it's best. Government at it's worst, is the government that you get. The founding father's got it right, out of mind out of sight. People let's get it right, let's catch those thieves in the night. We deserve way better than this. Let's create a government we can live with. When it's broken, you've got to fix it! Fix this...
4.
" A " Game 03:26
Quit pestering me. Why won't you just leave me be? I love you - but you're making me crazy. You know you're just so needy. So back off for awhile, because I'm awful busy just being me, trying to plant the seeds to succeed. A man's only as good as his deeds. I have no time to chitter-chatter over silly old useless matters. My time clock is running out, and my patience is about to let out a shout. I don't want to get loud, because I'm not like the rest of the crowd. I don't want to go down for the third time underwater and drown. You know your'e making me proud, that you allow me around in your town, but you've got me all wrong- if you think I'm settling down. I still want to be with you, but I'm busy doing what it is that I do. Don't excuse me of trifling, because it's my " A " game I'm bringing. " A" game, there's no shame in bringing my " A " game, I'm not the one to blame, so don't call me choice names, I'm just saying...
5.
Confession 03:26
Have you ever been headed in the wrong direction? By the time you wake up to turn around, the race is lost. It's never too late for confession, pay attention in life you just might get an education. Wading through the useless information, quick switch the station - open up the lines of communication. Don't close your mind off, behind an impenetrable wall. Open yourself up to new thoughts and ideas. You just might figure out the answers, and find the solutions. Just don't keep making the same mistakes over and over again. It's never too late for confession...
6.
No Reason 03:22
There' no reason - to be hiding out, inside here now, from our neighbors, ducking down way low - below the window sill. Out of sight, out of mind, playing hard to get - even harder to find. There's no reason, there's no rhyme. You'd think I could have committed some major kind of crime. I just don't want them to catch sight of me. The interrogation will begin -and then I must flee! I just want to be left alone - Please just let me be! I didn't ask to be shot into this world - with all these other people, surrounding and hassling me. There's no reason, there's no ryhjme. Maybe I'm just not the kind of person, that's your kind...
7.
PKP 03:12
Animals in nature - kill to feed or to breed, but people kill each other - whenever they feel the need. It might be in a moment of anger - or in a wash of fear. Politicians provide the bullets and point the soldiers, who squeeze the triggers - the end is near. Drug Pushers show no mercy to each other, worship money, slaughter competitors - life has no meaning. Amidst all the bodies, pilling up and dying, leaves widows, mothers, and children, - orphans grieving and crying. Jesus Christ was right, they crucified him, took away his life - but they could not extinguish his eternal light... People killing people - It has to stop!
8.
Party 03:33
I'm not saying that you should pull the plug on the party. You can still kick up your heels - and have yourself a good time, if that's what you feel. Everyone needs to blow off some steam, in a healthy adult, consensual manner - but happiness doesn't come in a bottle, and you can't place yours on back order. If you lay the work on the ground floor, you can get your house in order, but if you let each task just go - you might never come out from the shadows. Each day is hard work, but some time is for play. Don't leave yourself in the lurch, just find yourself a better way....I'm not saying that you should pull the plug on the party...
9.
I am your special pet, I make you warm and wet. I know you're willing to try, most any trick I can devise, to make you moist inside, in vivid hot breath we supply, to perform most any act we combine, soon you will wiggle and writhe, with pleasure twist and ache, but you will know you're alive. special pet - so warm and wet, over her I toss my glittering slick capture net, in your soft sweeping hair, off all on a bet. Climb aboard you impudent girl, time to entertain - no time to be bored. Cling to orgasm - run up the score, remembering what our bodies they are for.. I am your special pet, ready to explore acts we haven't done yet. Now rev your engine up, just like a Corvette. I will give you some attention - you will never forget. Come a little closer - I promise not to bite, much - unless to you that feels right...
10.
On Down the road. Where is this song going? Now where will it go? Where is this song going? Now, somewhere down the road. I will try not to implode. I don't want to lose my cool, and go and explode. I will try to keep it together, keep it real, strive to make it better - but it's got to go somewhere - other than right here...On down the road, moving on down the road...
11.
Da Goods 03:34
We've got a special offer - you just can't resist. Why twist your arm- so awful to cease and desist? Who wants to steam roller over your will and insist? Wouldn't you rather lay down, relax, be tickled and kissed? You've got the goods in way more than ample supply. Sweetie pie you're the apple of my eye - and I just may be your special guy. You've got the goods - why keep them all to yourself? Wrapped up, best kept secret, break it down off the shelf. You've got the goods - and it's time to bring it right now - I'll take it, and how. Any way you want to give it up - I'm ready - when you want to drop trough. You know what's coming - and it's going to be good. You receive the message I sent, and it is so understood.. You've got the goods, you've got the goods now...
12.
No Prisoners 03:45
Lightning strikes, dancing in the night sky. Keeping us awake, when we should be dreaming. Disturbing the peaceful sleepy village, and jolting residents up right out of bed. Under a canvas of shining starlight, to experience their fears in the depths of the darkness. Left to re-examine their failures and in-actions, only to question the meaning of life - La-Da-Da-da-Da-da-Da-da-Da, the so called meaning of life. Violence begets violence. Blood shed spills, evil chills - the code of silence. Hopes are killed, feelings deadened - spirits leveled. Held against your will - taking no prisoners - tying up loose ends, taking no prisoners. The devil you know is the one inside you. The one you follow, no matter where it leads to. Your own worst enemy is right beside you - calling the shots and picking the spots. Trying to detonate your relationships and career - and all the while looking back and laughing from inside your own mirror. The fool standing inside your shoes, needs to wake up real soon, and come up with a better plan - an exit strategy - a better plan..
13.
Dive In 03:24
When you dive head first into the pool, you know the water's going to make a big splash - jiggly things popping out all over, the laughs keep coming fast. Who knew that the prize you were after was no serious laughing matter - chasing all the fine talent, is enough to make a hearty dude loose his balance. Dive-In, grab a little piece of the action. Don't you know everybody seeks some form of satisfaction. Why don't you just dive-in with your goofy goggles on, and ice blue shark fins? Dive-In, find the prize, laugh it off, then you win. Dive-In, have a ball, live large, do it all. Dive-In, don't be shy - let it rip - go and be the guy. Dive-In shoot for the skies, aim high, know that life's a surprise... Dive, dive, dive right in..
14.
Gadgets 03:28
You've got all of your gadgets, and I've got all of mine. We spend hours dinking with them, wasting all of our time - but they keep us so busy, like we are actually accomplishing something. We're not really sure what they are good for, but look at the joy that they bring us? We could be spending time with other human beings - but what would be the point of all that? We's rather fiddle with knobs and wheels, than strike out trying to diddle someone else... Gadgets - how fascinating, they work just like magic. Gadgets - we are flesh and bone, they are circuits and plastic. Gadgets provide answers with no feedback, without static. Gadgets - keep us occupied, so we can not be denied. Gadgets - vices soon become habits, leave us empty, less than ecstatic - Gadgets!

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released February 8, 2017

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Splash Pets in 2021 is currently a one man recording project. Members from earlier recordings were The late, great, Russ Niemann, Bobby Reed Twichell, & Mark Vezina Special guest appearances have been made by Donn Sheldon, Joshua Vezina, and J.C. Williams. Stampy B. Face was born late to the party and won’t be missed by many. His loyal mourner Loulabelle appears on the cover at his shrine. Enjoy! ... more

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